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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from CSU1 :Muuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaahamhuamahahahah!
UK Guinness tastes like sweat off a nackers ballbag

ill have you know my nackers taste veeeeeery nice. at least thats what leifde said.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i think theres quite a few demo servers run rallycross, but that speaks for itself aswe would only be able to use fxg xrg and xrt.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from kirmy :ok dudes, ill admit im reallt really crap at lfs, i love it to pieces but ive wasted £24 on a game i cant even race on

give it time. think of it as a child, be patient and learn how to control it.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Thunderhead :friendly advice: run.run as fast as you can.

Or some more extremist LFS playes are going to :bananadea you.

hello :bananadea BURN YOU TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!111oneone eleven

(joking of course, i dont really want you to burn)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
my mammy ses im not allowed to go to sowf afwica anymore. cos santas wude
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Shotglass :ill give it a try if i ever actually get on the server

yea its quite ful. and once your in dont come off unles you dont want to be back on for a long time.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
oops i was 2 days out.
Last edited by Captain Slow, . Reason : didnt want to get bummed for swearing
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Shotglass :im not really interested in those city live servers so i cant really comment on anything but i love the desing of your webpage ... reminds me a lot of one of my fav games of all times ... outrun

i hated city driving servers, but this is brilliant. really u should try it
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from MR_B :It's wonderful to see you

Yep, I expect a thread lock, but you know. Yule time fun and all that...

thread lock? no waii!!!
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Tweaker :I'm trying to get my badge and uniform at this very moment . Hopefully I'll be back on showing you my lights in your mirrors

hopefully ill just leave you cartwheeling down the road while i run off with the swag!! or the slag (if they implement dogging)
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
ive won lottery twice

damaged my car beyond mobility twice

won a race (although freindly with no prize)

and bought an xf gti (dunno why really)

i just wish that whoever the "cops" are would come on so i can have a go at bank robbing.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
lol i think XCNuse should just spam like hel and overtake them both.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
id say so as thats the only thing with chalk lines in it.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from harlen :Uuuum. No.

thats because i was talkin to MR B as when this thread was first opened me and him did quite a few of these. if you would like to read the first few pages.

EDIT: there you go. my prediction is almost right. just another few weeks and it wil be here next year

Quote from Captain Slow :hmmm.

(do you think well still be at this next year? )

Quote from MR_B :O'Rly?

Haha, probably, unless the mods turn round and say "OI Spamming"

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Captain Slow
S2 licensed
@ Mr B

remember
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
that server is really popular, last night i left and treid to rejoin straight away but someone got in instead of me. so the demand must be high.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Tweaker :The server didn't crash, they shut it down momentarily. They are trying to figure it out.

The sounds wont work in U32 anymore because the /snd folder is obsolete. THere is now a SOUNDS folder with WAV files instead of RAW sound files.

thank you
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
server crashed again. commands stopped working. but i stil think it is excellent for chilling out. onyl one thing, since i upgraded to test patch u32, i cant get the bassloop and siren sounds anymore, even if i copy them into snd folder. any ideas?
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
i voted u32, but the single seaters and gtrs sound ike they are straight from star wars. and i feel like the mrt is now moon buggy. but love the lx`s just i think the others are a bit to motorised if you get me.
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
jesus that servers busy
bin tryin to get on for ages
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
Quote from Chris P :Yep. If you sell a car you'll get 70% of it's new price back.
Example: UF1 new = 2500
Second hand = 70% * 2500 = 1750

hehe so can we buy second hand cars??
Captain Slow
S2 licensed
are you just pasting a picture into the skin file?
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